This is a recent conversation i have had with Sega, my human friend.... She is special... she has these types of conversations with me quite frequently... this is her site
« Barbie » ...
haha i see
Steph:
you see?
Steph:
wow
« Barbie » ...
yeah i hear too
Steph:
wow? my species isnt able to do such a wonder
« Barbie » ...
really? we humans have 5 senses we can taste, smell, and feel (this is the best one) too!
Steph:
feel?
« Barbie » ...
yes it is quite an experience
Steph: ne
we feel through magnetic radars from our long antenas... we see all colors... but taste and smell? we dont know what that is
« Barbie » ...
it's like when u put food in your mouth (food is where we get all nutrients for our body it keeps us alive) and we know what it "feels" like to our brain
« Barbie » ...
it is how our mouth "feels"
« Barbie » ...
and smell is how our nose "feels" as well
Steph:
oh... you humans are a delicate species... very strange infact...
Steph:
you move weirdly to odd big boxes.... you "sleep" as you call it... in a bed? and you do nothing but corrupt your kind with everything you do
« Barbie » ...
yes indeed... we are a self-destructive species. what are your kind like?
Steph:
we do not destroy our own kind... we are geniuses who have a vast knowledge of things you humans will never know about... such as the tessalact... which is the travel through time... we get our nutrients through our wisdom and need no oxygen to live... as our gills take in particles of hydrogen
« Barbie » ...
oh wow, that is quite amazing, how do u reproduce?
« Barbie » ...
on a petree dish??
Steph:
how foolish you beings are!
Steph:
we reproduce with a penis and a vagina just like you do... except that both genders experience the orgasm... and sexual reproduction is more for the orgasm that then produces a zygote as we leave it to grow on its own
« Barbie » ...
oh wow, that is like our reproduction system but improved 100%!
« Barbie » ...
how amazing you beings are!! |